Make Cincinnati Weird!

“A full-size vending machine was converted graphically and functionally to dispense one-pound rolls of goetta,” Balasa said. “It’s the world’s only one.”
Goetta, a German dish, is often compared to breakfast sausage or scrapple. It is a unique, delicious and nutritious mixture of pork, beef, steel-cut (pinhead) oats, and seasonings.
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This strange house juts out all over and reminds me of an out-of-control tree in a magic forest.
The front part is like a huge teepee with small pieces of colored tile adorning the bottom and a stained glass room bulging from the side.
A red metal staircase leads to the door and wooden shingles of all [...]