Everyone knows the world will end in 2012.  Duh!  So you’d better start preparing.

A Hands On Guide to The Apocalypse will give you a leg up in the race for survival, come January 2013.  One of the 2012 Fringe Festival’s more unconventional shows, it is set in a lecture hall with a seminar style production.

A conference room.  Two enthusiastic and somewhat sadistic instructors.  Forced ‘audience’ participation.   Advice on how to ‘Nut up and kill some people’.  Yes please!

Some lessons: Love people like they are objects.  And hey, good news!  No longer will you have to be nice and interesting to seem datable.  In this quirky production you will learn how to manipulate your fellow man, or woman into doing what you want in order to survive.  For preservation’s sake, you’re gonna have to change some things.  You know, things like empathy and kindness… yeah, you’re gonna want to get rid of those.

Presented by Kleelsattel Productions, this is a fun little performance — and hey, you just never know when you’re going to need skills like these!

Get your tickets here!

Showtimes:

Friday June 1 @ 7:15 pm
Sunday June 3 @ 4:15 pm
Tuesday June 5 @ 7:15 pm
Thursday June 7 @ 8:15 pm
Friday June 8 @ 7:00 pm

Photos provided by Cincy Fringe

~Written by Lizz Godfroy